Famous Ski Mask Quotes Throughout History

 

"Say you'll love me every winter morning, wear a ski mask in the summer time."  Andrew Lloyd Webber

"Only that day dawns to which we wear a ski mask"  Walt Whitman

"I am silent on the subject because of necessity. I have friends wearing ski masks in both places."  Mark Twain on the Afterlife

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months yet the ski mask remains eternal."  Oscar Wilde

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.  May I please have a ski mask?"  That guy who had his head chopped off in A Tale of Two Cities.

"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of his ski mask that distinguish one man from another."  Ernest Hemingway

"Those with ski masks shall inherit the Earth."  The Bible