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Testimonials on the Benefits of the Ski Mask
 
"I always wear a ski mask when my lip herpes flare up.  Even in a meeting.  Keep up the fight!" - Crustylips
"Sometimes I get paranoid and I simply do not want 'The Man' to see me face.  KILL WHITEY!"  - BPanther
"The only way I can maintain an erection while dry humping my whirlpool is by wearing a ski mask.  Should I see a doctor?" - LimpDck
"Should I wear a ski mask?"  - MsMoisterize

Real testimonials that we did not make up.

Seriously, they are real.  

Well, we think they're real.

It's not like we fact check anything.

Mr. Smacky G,

Hello.

I am a high school student who is writing to you to tell you of my personal experience with ski mask discrimination.  I go to high school in Virginia. At the end of January, whilst suffering from a minor chest cold, I decided to wear a ski mask to one of my high school's basketball games.  Now, mind you, this was not even the "scary" black kind. This, Mr. Kiesow, was a bright red ski mask. Things got a little rowdy at the game, of course, due to the fact this game was against one of the conference rivals (we won, of course).

In the assembly that Monday (it was a Friday game) I was called out on my wearing of a ski mask and was told not to do it again.  There was no reasoning behind the ban on my ski mask; the principal simply said, "Walk into 7-eleven with it on and see what happens."  I didn't do that due to scheduling conflicts and no available time ,<A tad redundant, yes>  I was, however, still irked about the ski mask ban.  A friendly red ski mask, no harm at all.

Because of this,  I brought (not wore), the red ski mask to the next Friday game and had it hanging out of my pocket. The next Tuesday (we didn't have school that Monday) I was called into the principal's office and suspended from school for one day. 

I don't get it.  I have now lost respect for my principal.  He is beyond reasoning with (maybe not beyond, more like below).

Thank you for listening to my story.

Kevin G.

Virginia Beach

Ski Mask Discrimination Victim

Threatening

Less Threatening

(All this Mr. Kiesow talk makes me feel old.  Let me tell you something, sunny, all this Mr. Smacky G shit will never get me laid.  I still ride dirty.  Word to your Mother.)

Hello
I'm sorry that you got charged with such a stupid thing.  If anyone should have gotten charged with anything it should have been the lady calling the cops.  She was the one trying to start panic!
 

If it makes you feel better I was charged with assault with a weapon because the tail of my long trench coat knocked a cup off <we are not sure what she spilt.  Hopefully is was not semen> a restaurant table and hit the waitress on the foot.  I should make a sister site to combat trench coat discrimination.  Or we should do something to combat extra zealous law enforcement.

Good luck in your campaign

 

-Amy

 
It was actually 30 people who called the cops.

One a side note, I used to date a girl named Amy in High School.  She broke my heart.  Thanks for the trip down memory lane, Amy...

HEARTBREAKER!!!!

I'M 70 YEARS OLD NOW BUT I WAS LEFT WITH 6 KIDS TO RAISE BY MYSELF.  I DIDN'T DRIVE AND COULDN'T AFFORD A CAR IF I COULD.  I WAS A COOK IN A NURSING HOME ABOUT 3 MILES FROM MY HOME.  MOST MORNINGS I WALKED TO WORK.  A LADY I WORKED WITH GAVE ME A SKI MASK TO WEAR ON COLD MORNINGS.  ONE OF MY SONS GOT OLD ENOUGH TO GET HIS LICENSE AND AN OLD CAR.  HE TOOK ME TO WORK ONE MORNING, I PUT THE SKI MASK ON CAUSE THE CAR WAS COLD.  WE WERE DRIVING THROUGH TOWN IN FRONT OF THE PANTRY <I have a pantry in my kitchen.  What does she mean here?  It must be an old person term...> HERE IN CALHOUN, KY.  THE CITY COP WAS PULLING OUT AND HE SAW MY MASK AND PULLED US OVER ABOUT HALF A BLOCK FROM MY WORK.  THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 25 YEAR AGO. People who write in caps and fail to use paragraphs make me upset.  It reminds me of when my Dad locked me in a closet with an angry mule,  a box of cheap cigars and fifth of scotch.

Mommy, why did you let it happen!?!?!?!

I can see this man trying to do something to stop the fear we all have lived with because of terrorists, BUT society needs to get back to living outside of fear. 

It's too bad this man <His name is Kevin Lambert> was arrested for trying to do something good.  On the other hand, it can also get the crazies out here to "think we'll know one will know weather its safe or me getting ready to rob a bank or worse" <I have no idea what she means there BUT there is passion in the words...> so it has it's up and downs at this point.  Have a nice peaceful day

I did not have a peaceful day today.  My prostate is all swollen up and it hurts when I pee.

Hi,

I saw an article in the paper today about your campaign to support ski mask wearing.  Itís about time someone did something for the poor old ski mask!

My son, who is eight, has a great sense of style and said he needed a ski mask this winter.  We looked everywhere in town but couldnít find one!  I ended up buying a plain black stocking cap and making it into a ski mask for him.  We saw the prejudice first hand at the elementary school the next morning when the playground monitor told him to take it off.

Itís true that a person canít wear a ski mask most places now days.  My son has chosen an alternative, a black fedora and a pin-striped suit.  He actually gets lots of compliments on it!

Keep up the good work!

Gina

Gina, your son may be gay but there is nothing wrong with that.  Some think I am half gay and it is crap.  Just ask my girlfriend from Canada.  She has no complaints if you catch my drift.

One a side note, I took a quiz the other day that tells you what type of super hero you would be if you really had super powers. I took it and it said I was "Electra, the female ninja assassin."

I am not sure how I feel about that.  I feel more like Robin...

"Holy Ski Mask, Batman!"